I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
breathe if im your favorite blog
do a triple backflip if I’m not
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor